The Republic of Sapsaamplot is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 685 million Sapsaamplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sapsaamplotian economy, worth 58.7 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,699 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapsaamplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sapsaamplot is ranked 80,075^th in the world and 5^th in CARON for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.93 kickbacks per hour.