The Dominion of Saphman Moho Settlement is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kraken with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.905 billion Saphman Moho Settlementians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mohole. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Saphman Moho Settlementian economy, worth 122 trillion Celestial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,110 Celestial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", Saphman Moho Settlementians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, and nobody knows why the caged Space Kevin sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphman Moho Settlement's national animal is the Space Kevin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Saphman Moho Settlement is ranked 138,028^th in the world and 11^th in saphman group hug for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.23 law-abiding acts per hour.