The Dominion of Saphman Duna Mining Facility is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kraken with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.942 billion Saphman Duna Mining Facilityians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mars Rover Tribute Site. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Saphman Duna Mining Facilityian economy, worth 114 trillion Celestial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,744 Celestial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphman Duna Mining Facility's national animal is the Space Kevin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Saphman Duna Mining Facility is ranked 135,551^st in the world and 11^th in saphman group hug for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,744.09 Standard Monetary Units.