The Democratic Republic of Sanscrito is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 76 million Sanscritoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Sanscritoan economy, worth 2.27 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,858 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, local government operates tolls on every village road, and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanscrito's national animal is the León, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanscrito is ranked 248,658^th in the world and 536^th in The UMNS for Most Secular, with 13 Atheism Rate.