The Democratic States of Sanpia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.713 billion Sanpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The Sanpian economy, worth 224 trillion sanns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,602 sanns, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is almost non-existent. Sanpia's national animal is the falcon.

Sanpia is ranked 97,632^nd in the world and 126^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Safest, scoring 83.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.