The Bannorn of Sanglamore is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Jacali vas Tuvari with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.369 billion Sanglamoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freskuyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The strong Sanglamorean economy, worth 982 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,436 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, the bum of Bann Jacali vas Tuvari has been voted the most recognisable in Sanglamore, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sanglamore's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Sanglamore is ranked 121,797^th in the world and 13^th in Caer Sidi for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.