The Federal Republic of Sandalusia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bundeskanzlerin Samantha Leitner with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.148 billion Sandalusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Lö. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sandalusian economy, worth 887 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,735 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandalusia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sandalusia is ranked 43,276^th in the world and 10^th in Deutschland for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,400.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.