The State of San Juanito is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.897 billion San Juanitoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong San Juanitoan economy, worth 680 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 62,422 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,820 per year while the poor average 15,941, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. San Juanito's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

San Juanito is ranked 76,090^th in the world and 5^th in Great Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,869.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.