The City of San Jose is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sam Liccardo with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.663 billion San Joseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Hall. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient San Josean economy, worth an astonishing 17,137 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 694,847 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, sex changes are routinely performed at San Jose's hospitals, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Crow is one of the most popular forenames in San Jose. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Tech Industry.

San Jose is ranked 69,123^rd in the world and 1^st in San Jose for Most Patriotic, with 20.35 flags saluted per person per day.