The District of San Fernando la Brae is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.693 billion San Fernando la Braeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong San Fernando la Braean economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 31,447 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,802 per year while the poor average 1,689, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, San Fernando la Brae has designated District City as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Liard has just been declared ruler of San Fernando la Brae in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. San Fernando la Brae's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

San Fernando la Brae is ranked 286,974^th in the world and 593^rd in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.75 law-abiding acts per hour.