The State of Samory is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.33 billion Samoryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Samoryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,641 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,825 per year while the poor average 15,837, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Samory's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Samory is ranked 134,710^th in the world and 1^st in Western Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.