The Incorporated States of Samorian Commonwealth is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 970 million Samorian Commonwealthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Samorian Commonwealthian economy, worth 42.0 trillion Samorian Sachas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,323 Samorian Sachas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Samorian Commonwealth City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samorian Commonwealth's national animal is the White Spotted Samorian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Samorian Commonwealth is ranked 33,789^th in the world and 3^rd in ADR Multiverse for Safest, scoring 107.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.