The Eldership of Samogitia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 32.488 billion Samogitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telsiai. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Samogitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,183 litas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Samogitia, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samogitia's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Samogitia is ranked 205,374^th in the world and 86^th in Terranova for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.56 percentage of bribes refused.