The Republic of Samog is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 3.386 billion Samogians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Samogian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 13,705 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samog's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samog is ranked 72,227^th in the world and 503^rd in Europe for Safest, scoring 94.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.