The Emirate of Samanes Fal is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.792 billion Samanes Falians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Samanes Falian economy, worth 200 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,027 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside smells faintly of barbecue, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and mirrors are making record sales. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samanes Fal's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Samanes Fal is ranked 53,459^th in the world and 176^th in Concord for Highest Average Incomes, with 112,027.9 Standard Monetary Units.