The State of Salvador is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.614 billion Salvadorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The powerhouse Salvadorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion betales a year, is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,418 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, insurers refuse to offer service to anyone within a mile of the coast, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salvador's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salvador is ranked 89,424^th in the world and 1^st in San Salvador for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,518.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.