The Republic of Saloticcoth is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 45 million Saloticcothians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Saloticcothian economy, worth 2.84 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,059 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saloticcoth's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saloticcoth is ranked 225,725^th in the world and 19^th in Biberland for Safest, scoring 46.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.