The Federation of Salmonid Squad 33 is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 385 million Salmonid Squad 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The strong Salmonid Squad 33ian economy, worth 16.4 trillion Robles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,577 Robles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, surveillance cameras are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work". Crime is moderate. Salmonid Squad 33's national animal is the Scamper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salmonid Squad 33 is ranked 65,034^th in the world and 957^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,369.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.