The Federation of Salmonid Squad 14 is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Scamper population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 442 million Salmonid Squad 14ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Salmonid Squad 14ian economy, worth 20.3 trillion Robles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,948 Robles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach. Crime is moderate. Salmonid Squad 14's national animal is the Scamper, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Salmonid Squad 14 is ranked 227,352^nd in the world and 4,184^th in eta for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 880.96 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.