
| Population | 3.042 billion |
| Capital | the Landfall Throne |
| Leader | Soter |
| Faith | Soterism |
| Currency | Silver |
| Animal | Tortoise |
The NPC Nations of Sallune is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Soter with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.042 billion Sallunites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Landfall Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Sallunite economy, worth 909 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 298,856 Silvers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,581,763 per year while the poor average 29,935, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.
Rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Sallunites make research institutes rich, and it is said that a Sallunite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sallune's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Soterism.
Sallune is ranked 309,936th in the world and 3rd in Sallune for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -18.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, it is said that a Sallunite woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Sallunites make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
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Sallune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Sallune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, vacationing Sallunites expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in
Sallune, Soter's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.



































