The Republic of Sakhno is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.232 billion Sakhnoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The Sakhnoan economy, worth 75.5 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,266 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Sakhno has designated Sakhno City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Sakhno in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Sakhno's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sakhno's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sakhno is ranked 180,791^st in the world and 1^st in Kyiv for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.