The Kingdom of Saipo is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Saipoän live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The strong Saipoon economy, worth 1.17 trillion Saipoon Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,101 Saipoon Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,698 per year while the poor average 6,142, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Disputed territories across Yeamosya are being claimed by Saipoon college students, the Saipoon government is the world's largest NGO, the nation excels at displacement, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Saipo's national animal is the bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saipo is ranked 195,825^th in the world and 4^th in Yeamosya for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.43 percentage of bribes refused.