The Clown of Saint Tsavernikulland is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning black hawk population. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.369 billion Saint Tsavernikullandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The strong Saint Tsavernikullandian economy, worth 544 trillion regions a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 47,887 regions, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saint Tsavernikulland's national animal is the black hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Saint Tsavernikulland is ranked 107,276^th in the world and 1^st in The Clowns for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,713.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.