The State of Saint Eilene is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.016 billion Saint Eileneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Saint Eilenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,772 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,206 per year while the poor average 2,190, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, Saint Eilene has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Saint Eilene in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Saint Eilene's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saint Eilene is ranked 159,714^th in the world and 6^th in Kinshasa for Most Primitive, scoring -59.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.