The Republic of Saint Brochero is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 613 million Brocheroes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brochero economy, worth 46.2 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,430 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Brochero grocery store, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Brochero's national animal is the bighorn sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Brochero is ranked 297,798^th in the world and 511^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Black Market, with 23.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.