The People's Republic of Saidav is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marshall with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.13 billion Saidavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narograd. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Saidavian economy, worth 631 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,830 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, sick Saidavians are hair today and gone tomorrow, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Marshall's speeches are regarded as enemies of Saidav. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saidav's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Saidav is ranked 331,069^th in the world and 113^th in Equestria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.