The Rito Hotshot of Sage Tulin is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 6.164 billion Sage Tulinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rito Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.

The Sage Tulinian economy, worth 299 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,561 golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the official Sage Tulinian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Sage Tulin has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sage Tulin's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sage Tulin is ranked 67,499^th in the world and 59^th in The Blades for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,505.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.