The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 36 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.502 billion SAFT Card Farm 36ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 36ian economy, worth 937 trillion beers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,349 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, citizens must pay to enjoy SAFT Card Farm 36's pristine beaches, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 36's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 36 is ranked 285,798^th in the world and 174^th in SAFT Puppets for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,429.09 Standard Monetary Units.