The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 30 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.376 billion SAFT Card Farm 30ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 30ian economy, worth 878 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,479 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, a significant number of mothmen are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 30's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFT Card Farm 30 is ranked 4,755^th in the world and 24^th in SAFT Puppets for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.7 law-abiding acts per hour.