The Republic of Sadistic is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.734 billion Sadisticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The very strong Sadistician economy, worth 282 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,665 Gold Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,545 per year while the poor average 11,708, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Supervisors in Sadistic commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, sick Sadisticians are hair today and gone tomorrow, Leader has just been declared ruler of Sadistic in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Sadistic's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadistic's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sadistic is ranked 216,499^th in the world and 6^th in Galactic Empire of Sween for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.31 percentage of bribes refused.