Most Devout: 1,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,184th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In God we trust
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Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Sachi

Population6.578 billion

CapitalVoid
LeaderEnoch
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEther
AnimalLion

The Theocracy of Sachi is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Enoch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.578 billion Sachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sachian economy, worth 717 trillion Ethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,117 Ethers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sachi is ranked 8,759th in the world and 2nd in Number for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,351.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 1,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,184thTop
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Safest: 3,787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,138thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,184thLowest Crime Rates: 6,393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,948thMost Conservative: 7,052ndMost Pacifist: 7,279thMost Cultured: 7,338thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,759thMost Authoritarian: 8,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,463rdMost Developed: 10,544thBest Weather: 11,586thLargest Governments: 12,047thHealthiest Citizens: 14,847thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 21,788thMost Accessible: 30,541stSmartest Citizens: 31,554th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Sachi, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Sachi.

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