The Theocracy of Sachi is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Enoch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.578 billion Sachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Sachian economy, worth 717 trillion Ethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,117 Ethers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Priests are being drafted by the church load, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sachi is ranked 8,759th in the world and 2nd in Number for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,351.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sachi, the government is giving peace a chance.
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Sachi, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in
Sachi, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight.
- : Following new legislation in
Sachi, priests are being drafted by the church load.
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Sachi, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
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Sachi, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
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Sachi, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
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Sachi, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.
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Sachi, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
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Sachi, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Sachi.





























































