The Sidewalk Siren of Sable Riot is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.179 billion Sables are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sable economy, worth 230 trillion Bassists a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,917 Bassists, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Sable Riot City with effluent, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sable Riot's national animal is the Operatic Vocals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sable Riot is ranked 46,967^th in the world and 17^th in After the Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,256.39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.