The Empir of Sabiska is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Gaiju Cesar with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.056 billion Sabiskans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sabiskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion Sçavs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 316,077 Sçavs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,906,424 per year while the poor average 3,540, a ratio of 820 to 1.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Sabiskan military of war crimes, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Gaiju Cesar's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Sabiska's national animal is the Castor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cout de Cesar.

Sabiska is ranked 439^th in the world and 9^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14,109.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.