The Khanate of Sabaristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Sabaristankhan with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.226 billion Sabaristanis enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yangikent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Sabaristanian economy, worth 871 trillion Sabaristani Darangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 105,916 Sabaristani Darangs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,328 per year while the poor average 19,497, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sabaristan's national animal is the Onager, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Turco-Mongol Shamanism.

Sabaristan is ranked 52,526^th in the world and 16^th in Western Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,253.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.