The Pandaland of Sabara is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.424 billion Sabarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Učuladi. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sabaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion Siams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,247 Siams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and snitches get riches. Crime is totally unknown. Sabara's national animal is the Whale Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sabara is ranked 48,880^th in the world and 3^rd in Tiandi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.5 law-abiding acts per hour.