The Lorvasian Kingdom of Saballia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Arathen I with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 5.142 billion Lorvasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korsvigne. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lorvasian economy, worth 757 trillion Kurents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,303 Kurents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

King Arathen I's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saballia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Saballia is ranked 102,343^rd in the world and 26^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,582.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.