The Stadtstaat of Saarre is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Generalgouverneur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.553 billion Saarländers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrücken. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saarrean economy, worth 888 trillion Mark von Saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,847 Mark von Saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarre's national animal is the Sheepdog Catalan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Religious Practice.

Saarre is ranked 330,275^th in the world and 224^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.