The Republic of S impsons z is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.397 billion S impsons zians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The strong S impsons zian economy, worth 80.6 trillion headpats a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,700 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S impsons z's national animal is the catgirl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

S impsons z is ranked 283,077^th in the world and 32^nd in Empires Forever United for Largest Black Market, with 59.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.