The Republic of S4e65 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 568 million S4e65ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.
The all-consuming S4e65ian economy, worth 46.8 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,406 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The dictionary is a common first book for children, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S4e65's national animal is the monkey.
S4e65 is ranked 20,960th in the world and 101st in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,155.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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S4e65, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
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S4e65, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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S4e65, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
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S4e65, the dictionary is a common first book for children.
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S4e65, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.
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S4e65 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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S4e65, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
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S4e65, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
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S4e65, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner.
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S4e65, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.












