The Federal Republic of Rusubustan is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 176 million Rusubustanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Rusubustanian economy, worth 13.0 trillion Groshis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,651 Groshis, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in Rusubustan City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rusubustan's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rusubustan is ranked 187,238^th in the world and 167^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.88 percentage of bribes refused.