The Republic of Rumakhstan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Shavkat Aripov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.226 billion Rumakhs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aktyubinsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The strong Rumakh economy, worth 612 trillion Soms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,435 Soms, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and Non-denominational Islam has been named as Rumakhstan's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumakhstan's national animal is the Bactrian Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-denominational Islam.

Rumakhstan is ranked 139,462^nd in the world and 27^th in Modorra for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,893.99 Standard Monetary Units.