The Confederacy of Rudak3 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.949 billion Rudak3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The large but inefficient Rudak3ian economy, worth 227 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,940 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,706 per year while the poor average 9,913, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak3's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rudak3 is ranked 52,369^th in the world and 1^st in Minecraft Crimson Forest for Largest Black Market, with 14.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.