The Mallard Sailor of Rudak is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Rudak with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 5.214 billion Rudaks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponds. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rudakian economy, worth 214 trillion fash tears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,047 fash tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rudak is ranked 188,664^th in the world and 2^nd in Rudak for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.58 percentage of bribes refused.