The Constitutional Monarchy of RTM309 is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 12 million RTM309ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving RTM309ian economy, worth 705 billion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,772 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,036 per year while the poor average 11,988, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. RTM309's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

RTM309 is ranked 97,388^th in the world and 15^th in Nywhere for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.