The Republic of RSCA294 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.53 billion RSCA294ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA294ian economy, worth 776 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,036 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,918 per year while the poor average 13,738, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA294's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA294 is ranked 15,309^th in the world and 221^st in racoda for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,217.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.