The Blessed Magocracy of Rozenthal is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.033 billion Rozenthalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rozenthalian economy, worth 581 trillion Rozenthal Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,396 Rozenthal Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and designer clothespin sales are skyrocketing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rozenthal's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rozenthal is ranked 258,459^th in the world and 1^st in Cinder Fall for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.12 percentage of bribes refused.