The Kingdom of Royalist Deyest is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Andorra der Amethyst-Entworfen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.588 billion Deyestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaraden. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Deyestian economy, worth a remarkable 2,886 trillion Dyesenmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 229,323 Dyesenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning, blue bloods are welcome in Royalist Deyest, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex, and city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royalist Deyest's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royalist Deyest is ranked 328,335^th in the world and 62^nd in Audinesca for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.61 on the Kitten Softness Rating.