The Principality of Royal Nigaria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Princes with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.565 billion Nigarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Nigarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Rokas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,807 Rokas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Nigarians, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Royal Nigaria to be bombproof, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Nigaria's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zahanish.

Royal Nigaria is ranked 148,985^th in the world and 27^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 509.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.