The Kingdom of Royal Ixnay is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 328 million Royal Ixnayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Royal Ixnayian economy, worth 19.0 trillion Royal Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,886 Royal Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,373 per year while the poor average 15,875, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, RI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader. Crime is moderate. Royal Ixnay's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Royal Ixnay is ranked 62,797^th in the world and 1^st in Royal Tradition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 50,997.82 Standard Monetary Units.