The District of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 45.915 billion Windsors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 8,897 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,778 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Royal House of Windsor has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 27,172^nd in the world and 3^rd in Dog Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.48 law-abiding acts per hour.